I watched the season premiere of Top
Chef Masters the other night and
cringed as Chef Missy Robbins took off a big piece of her little
finger while slicing zucchini on a mandoline. And we're not talking
about a “hey, somebody get me a Band-Aid” injury. The poor woman
is going to need a skin graft to repair the damage. Ouch!
According to Chef Hugh Acheson,
“Mandolines are the takers of more skin in kitchens than any other
device, knives included.” But they don't have to be.
Mandolines can be used safely in both
the professional and home kitchens. Problems develop when people get
in a hurry and bypass the safeguards. Or when they just get a little
cocky and arrogant: “Hand guard? I'm a chef! I
don't need no stinkin' hand guard!” Okay, fine. And I don't need no
stinkin' fingertip in my salad.
On the
chance that a reader or two might be picturing a musical instrument
commonly employed by bluegrass performers and asking, “How can you
get cut up on one of those?”, let me give a quick explanation of a
mandoline. The rest of you can skip to the following paragraph.
A
mandoline – sometimes spelled without the “e” – is a kitchen
tool designed to quickly and uniformly slice a variety of foods. The
device has been around for centuries and the name supposedly derives
from the manner in which a cook “plays” the tool in the same
rapid up-and-down manner as a musician plays his instrument.
Mandolines are very popular in high-volume professional kitchens
because you can turn, say, a potato into a pile of perfect, thinly
sliced potato chips in a matter of about ten seconds as opposed to
trying to uniformly produce the same results with a knife over the
course of a minute or more. And you can use a mandoline to make
julienne cuts – a tremendous time saver. There are a couple of
design varieties. You can get a flat mandoline that only does one
cut. You can obtain a platform mandoline that has interchangeable
blades for different cuts. Or you can do as most pros do and use an
adjustable mandoline that allows you to switch from thick cuts to
thin cuts to julienne cuts all at the turn of a knob.
Whichever
mandoline you select, you should be keenly aware that any and all of
the blades are razor sharp.
Any and all of the blades will make short work of hard vegetables
like potatoes and carrots and zucchini. Those same ultra-sharp,
ultra-efficient blades will make even shorter work of your soft,
fleshy fingers. Just ask Missy.
Fortunately,
most mandolines come equipped with a hand guard. This essential piece
of equipment is usually designed to be as wide or slightly wider than
the platform of the slicer. It has little spikes on the underside
that firmly hold the food item in place and a wide protective edge on
top that absolutely prevents your fingers from ever coming anywhere
near the cutting blade. Unfortunately, many people – especially
“experienced” cooks and chefs – have great disdain for this
safety feature. It somehow makes them look or feel less “cheffy.”
So they ignore it and wind up joining Missy Robbins in the local
emergency room.
And
before you ask, yes, I am somewhat guilty of this behavior myself.
But only to a point. I may make the first few cuts barehanded with my
fingers curled securely and “claw”-like around the potato or
whatever, but I promise you, the closer my hand gets to that blade as
the food item pares down, the quicker I am to pick up the guard to
finish the job. I am knocking furiously on my wooden desk as I tell
you I have never gotten cut on a mandoline. And after seeing Missy
almost lose a finger, I can assure you that I will from now on be
giving that guard a close second look even for the first cuts.
If you
have somehow acquired a mandoline that does not have a guard, my
first piece of advice is to not use it. But if you're going to be
stubborn about it, you must use good technique when slicing
barehanded. If you are cutting rounds, hold the food item much as you
would if using a knife. That is to say you should grip the piece at
the top and keep your fingers curled under – the “claw” method.
And don't be tempted to get that very last slice out of the potato or
carrot or whatever. Go ahead and waste an inch or two. Those last
couple of slices are the ones that will most likely take your
fingertips with them. Same thing applies if you are making long
slices. Flatten your hand and keep you fingers raised up as high as
possible as you bear down with the heel of your palm. Again, quit
while you still have an intact palm.
But,
you know, even good techniques sometimes fail and those admittedly
cumbersome hand guards can slip. That's why the kitchen gods invented
Kevlar. You have to be trying to
cut yourself while wearing a Kevlar glove. Kevlar gloves –
sometimes referred to as “cut-proof” or “cut-resistant”
gloves – are available online, at retailers like Sur Le
Table and Bed, Bath &
Beyond, at restaurant supply
stores, and at most culinary or cooking shops. They are a little
pricey – the cheapest I've found locally costs between $15 and $20
for a single glove. And use your common sense – you only need one.
Wearing a pair of cut-proof
gloves looks silly and exhibits an extreme lack of self-confidence.
But weigh the cost between a $20 glove and a trip to the hospital for
surgery that includes skin grafts and months of recovery. “Ding,
ding, ding! The winner by a knockout – the glove!”
Mandolines
themselves are pretty inexpensive; mine ran me about $30. I've seen
them as low as $20 and as high as $Ridiculou$. You don't need a
hundred-dollar mandoline. You just don't. I saw a “deluxe dicing
mandoline” online for $250. What, does it play Italian operas as
you use it? C'mon.
But whether you opt
for cheap, mid-price, or expensive, use a mandoline properly and
safely. Employ good technique, religiously use the guard, and maybe
slip on a glove for good measure. You may not look cool or
“chef-like,” but nobody will be calling you “Stubby-Fingers”
either.
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