Ya gotta know that December is National Fruit Cake Month and National Egg Nog month. Those are gimmes. But the month also celebrates lager beer during its second week and reserves, would you believe, a day for cotton candy?
Right off the top, you're encouraged to Eat A Red Apple on the first day of December, a day also dedicated to pie under the auspices of National Pie Day. But just in case you're thinking “why not combine the two....” let's jump ahead to December 3, National Apple Pie Day. Sandwiched in between is National Fritters Day. Apples would work there, too.
Dust off the family cookie recipes for National Cookie Day on December 4.
December 6 is St. Nicholas Day, and what better way to celebrate than with gazpacho? It is, indeed, also National Gazpacho Day.
December 7 is considered by many to be “a date that will live in infamy.” So why somebody decided to make it National Cotton Candy Day is beyond me.
Chocolate brownies get their due on December 8 and pastry – any pastry – is feted on the 9th.
Remember Lager Beer Week? National Lager Day occurs on December 10.
If you've been impatiently waiting all year for the opportunity to indulge in a noodle ring, wait no more. December 11 is National Noodle Ring Day. Knock yourself out.
National Cocoa Day happens on December 12. Make mine hot, please, with marshmallows.
December 13 is National Ice Cream and Violins Day. Don't ask. I don't know. I'll just grab a Vivaldi CD and a bowl of Rocky Road and not ask any questions.
December 14 is National Bouillabaisse Day, one of my holiday staples, for sure, followed immediately by the more logical National Cupcake Day on the 15th.
December 16 is one of those “there's a day for that?” days; it's National Chocolate-Covered-Anything Day. Anything? Hmmmmm.
National Maple Syrup Day comes just as you're cleaning up from all that chocolate, December 17.
Pig out on December 18, National Roast Suckling Pig Day.
Hard candy gets a day on December 19 and fried shrimp claim the 20th.
It's National Hamburger Day on the 21st and if you live in California you get to celebrate Kiwi Fruit Day.
Schedule a date with some date nut bread on its special day, December 22.
Finally! The seldom-recognized pfefferneusse gets a day! December 23.
Toast Christmas Eve with some egg nog in celebration of National Egg Nog Day and then hang a few pumpkin pies on the tree as we honor the holiday staple that I usually associate with Thanksgiving on Christmas day. Go figure.
Of course, the day after Christmas is National Candy Cane Day. What's wrong with this picture?
You'd expect fruit cake to get a day and it does; December 27. Likewise chocolate candy on the 28th.
Cook up a hearty stew of tripe, vegetables, pepper and other seasonings on December 29 in celebration of National Pepper Pot Day and then down some baking soda in water the next day as you gratefully acknowledge National Bicarbonate of Soda Day.
And December 31 is a double whammy for party-goers – besides being New Year's Eve, it's also National Champagne Day.
Mangia bene e buone feste!