Excuse Me While I Dry My Tears
Well, well. From the “Karma is a
bitch” department comes word that the most execrable example of
poor sportsmanship since Tonya Harding is closing the doors to her
business.
Vermont's alleged baker and erstwhile
reality TV personality, Gretel Ann Fischer, told her coterie of
supporters – both of them – that she was bailing on her bakery.
Let the finger pointing begin!
Speaking of the television network
behind “The Next Great Baker,” Fischer says, “I can never
repair what they did to my reputation.” TLC, you should be ashamed
of yourself for the manner in which you “edited” this fine
woman's appearances. Why, it's patently obvious that you forced her
to plaster
a smug grin on her face as she delivered lines like “"I
just knocked out a good percentage of her profits right there,"
and "Apparently everyone else doesn't realize this is a
competition." And you must have been behind her smarmy likeness
on Twitter. You know, the one where she's grinning like a pig in slop
and holding up a sign that reads, “It's not cheating......it's
culinary 101 – what you learn when you go to culinary school.”
Somebody pass me a barf bag.
And shame on you, too, Winooski-ites.
"I lost contracts. I lost wedding cakes. I lost a lot of
business," wailed the pillar of integrity. Walk-in traffic
dropped off and orders were canceled. What's wrong with you people?
Who are you to sit in judgment and equate moral standards to business
practices? And so what if she did just stick her finger in the
community's eye on national television? Is that any reason to stop
supporting her?
In her own little world, there's
absolutely no reason to believe that Gretel Ann had anything
whatsoever to do with her own downfall. It's the economy, stupid.
It's competition from other restaurants. It's taxes! Ah-ha! It's
Bush's fault! Or Obama's! Or maybe the Pillsbury Doughboy's, I don't
know. But it couldn't possibly be hers.
Good ol' Gretel Ann. Always gracious in
the face of defeat.
I read a few of the comments that
accompanied various online stories about the closing. “Who would
have thought that a person's business would be negatively impacted by
showing the world that they are dishonest and untrustworthy?” And,
“That's the same attitude as a criminal who winds up in jail and
then labels himself a 'victim'. I wouldn't want to do business with
this lady either.” Or, “Blame the TV show for showing her true
character? You reap what you sow and people get to choose where they
spend their money. They obviously choose not to spend it with someone
who sabotages others.” Several other comments reflected that her
products were overpriced and of poor quality. I suppose TLC is to be
blamed for that, too.
Anyway, on the brighter side, Fischer
vows that, although she plans to remain in the industry, she is not
planning to open another bakery. And with luck, she won't be making
anymore TV appearances either. To paraphrase a quote from a famous
1962 press conference, “But as I leave you I want
you to know.... just think how much you're going to be missing. You
don't have Fischer to kick around any more.” Her fifteen minutes of
fame behind her, let's just hope she fades off into quiet obscurity.
And stays there.
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yesssssssssssss....i know this season/story is old but THANK GOD she got what she had coming to her.
ReplyDeleteShe should have been disqualified! Turning up the ovens..hiding EQUIPMENT..childish..
ReplyDeleteOdvisiouly she didn't have faith in her own ability as a BAKER .. to stand on her own 2 feet.. she felt in order for her to win she had to sabotage the other contestants.. wander what the OTHER CONTESTANTS thought about their "friend " after watching the the show.. just CURIOUS why the producers didn't eliminate her after she did all this just to win?
SHAME ON YOU!
I know I am late to this party but...This woman deserves what she got.
ReplyDeleteIt was shameful the way she acted and sabotaged the other players.
Even her comments at the end of the show was tactless.
Glad she didn't win.
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